1. All of my collages included in this website were constructed the old-fashioned way, with scissors, glue and the occasional Exacto razor--none of this "Photoshop" jive that seems all the rage lately.
2. When viewing the art, don't forget to scroll through each art gallery at this site until you've reached the end. You can scroll by clicking on the "Forward" icon at the bottom of each page. And don't forget to keep coming back--more images will be added each week!
3. Whenever you click on an image, the words that appear beneath it comprise that image's title. The titles are drawn mostly from Gary Lippman's rather odd imagination, but certain of them have been shoplifted from rock songs, restaurant menus, t-shirts, and the literary works of Thomas Pynchon, Nick Tosches, James Ellroy, Gore Vidal, Pryna Pamlig, as well as a few other writers who put lotion in my motion. Among the works you will find in the galleries:
IF MY TOILET COULD TALK
THE CHECK'S IN THE MAYO
THE SEAWEED IN LADY LIBERTY'S HAIR
OUT COME THE NERDS
MAMA, HERE COME DEM OLE THIGH BITERS AGAIN!
PEOPLE DIE--THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
LACE UP YOUR MOON-BOOTS
PARADISE IN A TIJUANA DINER BATHROOM STALL
DIAL "M" FOR "MESHUGA"
ADDICTED TO SNUFF
HIS MIND'S LIKE A TREMULOUSLY HELD KNIFE AT THE KNOT OF HER VIRGINITY
BEES WHO MAKE BAD CHOICES
WHO TOSSED THE PORKCHOP IN THE PUNCHBOWL AT MY BAR MITZVAH?
BORN WITH A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
A SERIES OF BAD HAIRCUTS
JESUS WANTS ME FOR HIS ACTUARY
"AFRO-CARE" CHANGED MY LIFE!
BUSTER HYMEN TO THE RESCUE
STINKING WITH BUTTER
LET'S SET RANDY BIBB ON FIRE!
JULIE IN DANTE'S NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL
WE LOVED SIOUX FALLS BUT COULD NOT STAY
WHO SPILLED GASOLINE ON PAWNEE BILL'S BRAND-NEW BUCKSKIN SHOWCOAT?
FRIED LIVER WASH
I HATE EVERY OPHTHAMOLOGIST IN THIS TOWN
I'D CHECK INTO BELLEVUE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO ALL THAT PAPERWORK
YOU AND YOUR THUNDER THIGHS
THE LOCOMOTIVE OF YOUR IGNORANCE RUNS ON THE RAILS OF MY INDIFFERENCE
IN SHOSHANNA THERE IS NO EAST OR WEST
TAKIN' NAMES AND PASSIN' KIDNEY STONES
FIELD COMMANDER OP ZOOM GONE A.W.O.L.
ASSAULT BY FIDDLE BOW
SHE SMOKES BECAUSE SHE NEEDS AT LEAST ONE VICE SHE CAN'T BE HANGED FOR
and so many more!